Narrator: Our heroes after walking for days without healthy food and baths begin to be very tired (girls walk slowly and smell their pits). It is almost too hard to bear and they begin to wonder if they will ever find the owner of the fruit.
Deena: It’s no use Snookie (looking at the pineapple) we’ve tried all we could. We’ve asked so many people. Maybe…maybe we should just give up and go home. (sitting down and sobbing)
Snooki: (Deep in thought) Paul? Paul. Paul! Deena! I remember Paul! We can’t give up now. Don’t you remember? Don’t you remember what Paul said? (she shakes her head confused and curious). He once said,” We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things…” Yes, yes that’s it. We can’t give up now? I know we can find the owner, Deena your benevolence has brought us this far and we can’t stop, now that we’ve come so far! (Deena is sitting there memorized by Snooki, her mouth open in awe. You can see hope returning to her eyes. Snooki offers her hand and she passes her the pineapple. And jumps up happily.)
Deena: You’re right. We can do this! There is nothing that can stop-(her words get cut short as Darth Vader appears, arm outstretched and zaps Snookie back with the pineapple being suspended in mid air on bush prop. All in slow motion with Victor playing piano sounds.)
Snooki: NOO! Deena! (Snooki runs to her side and falls down to check on her.)
Darth Vader: (breathing sounds) Give me the pineapple!
Snooki: No, we won’t! (She stands up. She and Darth Vader are about 4 feet from the pineapple between them. His hand still outstretched looks like he is pulling it towards him. Deena’s holding her hands to her temple looks like she is straining it her way. The YM or YW behind the bush holding it with green hand moves it back and forth with the cues.)
Darth Vader: The virtue is strong with this one. So be it! (He pulls out his light saber and she runs to grab the pineapple. He strokes down but gets stopped by the force of the pineapple, about 6 inches from it.
Song: Izzy and Victor plays a song from Star Wars.
A cool fight scene ensues: Left, right, around, jump, left, Vader buckles a little, right Deena buckles a little, spins around “I did not tell you, I am not right handed.” and pushes him back with the force of the pineapple. Deena begins to wake up and sees what’s happening.
Darth Vader: For the last time. Give me the pineapple!
Deena: (Deena sees Yoda coming in the distance) Snooki, move!
Snooki: What? (and she jumps back as Yoda come through and defeats Vader)
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