Deena: Whew that was close! So where should we look now? We’ve asked tons of people today.
Snooki: Paul (she says stopping for a moment as if she just remembered something, still unsure)
Deena: Paul. Who is Paul?
Snooki: I dunno, that name keeps comin’ to my mind (hitting the side of her head. Looking around for the sun. Prop people take down the sun and put up the moon quickly) Hey, it’s about dark, let’s stop for the night. I’m bushed.
Deena: Uh, Ok. (They lay down after looking around. Deena places the pineapple on the ground in between them. The lights go off for 3 seconds and then back on)
Snooki: (Wakes up with a start) No!!! (rubs her eyes and looks around)
Deena: Hey, hey. What’s wrong? Another bad dream? (she nods, Snooki stands up and brushes herself off. Deana stands up too) Who was it about this time?
Snooki: It was more like a nightmare! I knew him some time ago. He really wanted to date me, but I wasn’t 16 yet. He…he (she can’t find the words and ends up whispering them to Deena who sits back and says “No!” Snookie says, “Yeah.”
Deena: Girl, you are so smart for getting him out of your life. I know it ain’t easy to, you know, remain chaste, you go girl!
Song: Intro from Hercules "Rotten Judgement"
Snooki .............................................Deena
If there’s a prize for rotten judgment,
Is’ not me who will win that.
No man is worth the aggravation.
.........................................................He’s ancient history!
.........................................................You won’t do that!
Who’d he think he’s kiddin’?
.........................................................Wait’n for that night in shining armor!
Modest keeps it hidden (prop people, unroll temple behind Snook)
.........................................................Honey, kneelin’ at the temple
Oh-oooh.............................................Keepin’ yourself special
.........................................................You got your beliefs, and you will not lose
The man, I want, he respects me, uh-huh.
........................................................The boy you want he protects you
................................................We're waiting for,that whu-hun true lo-ove
Sha-la-la-
(both sigh “Ahhhhh”)
(They grab their packs and start walking) (Should be at 6 minutes)
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