There are now a few bushes and trees in the background, and they move slowly to the left as Deena and Snooki walk in place as if moving. YM/YW and leaders pass by in different directions.
Narrator: Deena and Snooki set off to find the owner. Each person they pass by they ask about the lost pineapple. (Some stop to shake heads no and continue on their way. After a little time, Cory finds a rock, or chair and stands up on it while holding the pineapple out and sings to the passers by. The folage stops when she gets up there.)
Song: Beauty and the Beast opening number
Snooki................Deena
Little pine................Apple!
a delicious (looks at her,back up correcting herself)
apple?.................(Deena puts her hand on her forehead).
Can we find, some-one to claim? (both sing)
Who belongs to this apple…pine?
............................Oh this pine-ap-ple. (Deena pulls Snooki down, and jumps up to finish the song. As the song is ending there are no longer people walking by and they are all alone, they look around and notice. She pulls her down off the rock, takes the pineapple from her and they hear a loud sound…)
Beat Boys: Wha-Who (Deena and Snooki look around as if scared. Snooki pulls out her sword, Deena is surprised at it and she pulls Snooki down as she is still on the alert, to hide behind a tree while they hear the song and rhythm continuing)
Wha-Who (stomp, stomp)
Wha-Who (stomp, stomp)
Wha who ha he ha ho ho ho (stomp/slap legs, stomp/clap hands…Stomp/clap others hands…)
(repeated 4 times while in rhythm walking towards the middle of the stage. The chief puts his arms out to stop his men. He takes a big sniff in, smells some more in the direction of the pineapple and points. He and his men nod their heads. The chief breaks out in song.)
Song: Be Our Guest
Chief:..................................................Beat Boys:
Be (slap legs, arms “strong” front).........(slap legs, arms “strong” opposite side)
Our (slap legs, arms cross in front).........(slap legs, arms cross down in front)
Guest (stomp, throws up both arms, hits men who fall back. They grab next the props)
Be Our Guest. You can hide like all the rest!
......................................................Tie your napkin round your neck big chief and we’ll provide the rest. (guys sing as they tie the napkin around his neck and pull up a small set table)
What’s that smell? Pine-ap-pel! (arms on hips)
......................................................In our tummies, yum, yum, yum! (guys sing as they do-see-do, and then hey go stand behind chief rubbing their bellies looking happy)
Deena: (They are looking scared but then she comes out looking bold and frustrated, dramatically) Wait! You can’t just take our pineapple?
Chief: Any why not? (in a low slow voice)
Song: Beat It (Michael Jackson) small intro
Deena:...................................Snooki:..........................Chief and men:
It’s not our fruit,
We can’t just give it away!
……………………………………We’re on an awesome quest………(offer money)
Don’t even try to pay!
Someone’s lonely without it.....................................(men, whining on floor)
We don’t care about your fit!(both sing)
Don’t eat it, (talk to the hand)
…………………………………….Don’t eat it (talk to the hand)
………………………………………………………………………………But we want it so bad!
Beat it………………………….Beat it (Both dancing MJ)..………(In discussion)
Beat it………………………….Beat it
No one’s gonna let you eat it! (front. back, front, snap)……(men dancing)
……………………………………………………………………………...STOP! (arms out)
(girls stop and look at him)
Big Chief: hahahaha! (men laugh and chief looks back to silence, they stop)
Honesty. So you want to be true to a quest? ( Deena walks over to chief, saying aside of her hand in an audible whisper)
Snookie: Yeah, and if you take it, it would mess up our whole roadshow!
Big Chief: Then be true to your quest! (They turn around and do the Wha who ha he ha ho ho ho to the sidelines with their stomping)
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